VOTE FAT ARSE JEANS TODAY

Skinny jeans, they're everywhere and I hate them. How on earth did it become fashionable for men to emphasise their scrawny little chicken legs in these shrink wrap pin huggers. Do people really find this attractive or does anyone else just think it resembles an underdeveloped 8yr old on his way to a mother imposed ballet lesson? There is also the issue of the overexposed unmentionables. Boys, with only a tiny layer of denim strapped across your bits you aren't leaving much up to the imagination, which is fine if your hung like a donkey, but lets be honest, are you?

Skinny Jeans are clearly just another retail money wrangling machine, they take half as much fabric to make, but still maintain a sale price that verges on extortion. And you've fallen for it, all of you, you useless bloody, fashion foolish sheep! Planning your next trip to Topman so you strut around with your bowed legs and your nads in my face, thinking your all in the frickin Klaxons. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU ALL.

Whats worse, women are at it too and whilst 2% of the country with supermodel legs can actually pull the look off, the rest of you, I'm afraid, are just kidding yourselves. There is little worse that being subject the effect of one womens fat arse being squeezed into these hideous garments. What on earth possesses a fat person to even consider something that is clearly labeled skinny? Stop this madness now. VOTE FAT-ARSE JEANS TODAY!

Seriously what possesses you?